i hope on the very last episode of parks and rec, mark brendanawicz comes to visit the parks department and hes like “hey leslie hows the park?” and shes like “what park” and hes like “the park you said you were building years ago. didn’t it ever get built” and the camera cuts to leslie’s panic-stricken face and she goes “oh fuck” and the screen cuts to black
GRRRRRRRR I don’t WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*
i know that my blog makes it seem like all I care about in life is a tv show so I just wanted to clarify that yes, all I care about in life is a tv show
im very intelligent but im so fucking stupid but i know everything but i have never known whats going on a day in my life. no i won’t elaborate
the inherent romance of going to a grocery store and goofing around with the person you love
we all bounce from media hyperfixation to media hyperfixation but we retain our Types of character who we consistently become obsessed with
i love tumblr because there’s literally no pressure to network. everyone is anonymous and just posts stupid shit. you bond with people over said stupid shit. there’s no place for influencers here lmao
Tumblr is a void to scream into when you don’t have anything worthwhile but you still need to say it.
repression level: thought “sexy” was a swear word as a kid
for someone who loves sleep so much you’d think that i’d sleep earlier
sometimes u just gotta say fuck it and enjoy your embarrassing interest like you’re still living in 2012